Blog Every Day in May

I just signed up for Blog Every Day in May with Rosalilium.
Instructions are as follows:
Introduce yourself or sum yourself up in just 5 lines. Include a photograph that you are proud of.

 1. I'm a Scorpio. In case you follow the stars.
2. I do not like peanut butter, most cheeses, and nuts. Wha?!
3. I met Maynard James Keenan from Tool, our favorite band.
4. I am obsessed with Law & Order: SVU and Roseanne. If it's on, it's on all day at my house.
5. I have two birthdays. The day of my actual birth and the one on my birth certificate. We do both.